irish declare war on saddam
Bubz
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Tuesday, 3rd of August 2010 05:44:04 AM
Saddam Hussein was sitting in his office wondering who to invade next when Bubz his telephone rang. ''Hallo! Mr. Hussein,'' a heavily accented voice said. Registered User ''This is Paddy down in County Cavan, Ireland. l am ringing to inform you Joined: Friday, 23rd of April 2010, 00:53:27 that we are officially declaring war on you!''
''Well, Paddy,'' Posts: 1173 Saddam replied, ''This is indeed important news! Tell me, how big is your Viewed 8728 times army?''
''At this moment in time,'' said Paddy after a moment is
calculation, ''there is myself, my cousin Sean, my next door neighbour
Gerry, and the entire dominoes team from the pub-that makes 8!''/>Saddam sighed. ''l must tell you Paddy that l have 1 million men in my
army waiting to move on my command.''
''Begorra! said Paddy, ''I will
have to ring you back!''
Sure enough, the next day Paddy
rang back. ''Right Mr.Hussein, the war is still on! We have managed to
acquire some equipment!'' ''And what equipment would that be, Paddy?''
Saddam asked. ''Well, we have 2 combine harvesters, a bulldozer and Murphy
is tractor from the farm.''
Once more Saddam sighed. ''l must tell
you, Paddy, that l have 16 thousand tanks, 14 thousand armored personnel
carriers, and my army has increased to1 and a half million since we last
spoke.''
''Really?!'' said Paddy ''I will have to ring you back!''/>
Paddy rang again the next day. ''Right Mr. Hussein, the war
is
still on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We've
modified Ted is ultralight with a couple of rifles in the cockpit and the
bridge team has joined us as well!''
Saddam was silent for a minute,
then sighed. ''l must tell you Paddy that l have 10 thousand bombers, 20
thousand MiG 19 attack planes, my military complex is surrounded by
laser-guidedsurface-to-air missile sites, and since we last spoke, my army
has increased to 2 million.''
''Faith and begorra! said Paddy, ''I
will have to ring you back.'' Sure enough, Paddy called again the next
day. ''Right Mr.Hussein, l am sorry to tell you that we have had to call
off the war.''
''I am sorry to hear that'' said Saddam. ''Why the
sudden change of heart?''
''Well,'' said Paddy ''We've all had a
chat, and there is no way we can feed 2 million prisoners.''
Flunky Monkey
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Wednesday, 4th of August 2010 01:47:14 AM
ah to be sure another good one Flunky Monkey Registered User Joined: Saturday, 12th of June 2010, 06:50:33 Posts: 274 Viewed 10768 times
poochie
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Thursday, 5th of August 2010 08:20:35 PM
That has always made me smile since the first time I heard it. poochie That is a very good joke! LOL! Registered User Joined: Tuesday, 8th of June 2010, 19:23:12 Posts: 677 Viewed 18693 times
duffe luffes
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Friday, 6th of August 2010 06:59:47 PM
hahahahahahahahaha that rocks girl duffe luffes Registered User Joined: Thursday, 6th of May 2010, 01:09:05 Posts: 1730 Viewed 18657 times
Bunni
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Saturday, 7th of August 2010 11:17:19 PM
thats good Bunni Registered User Joined: Tuesday, 20th of April 2010, 15:43:34 Posts: 506 Viewed 5578 times
Boinski
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Sunday, 8th of August 2010 11:33:26 PM
Ouch. this one hurts. Boinski Registered User Joined: Sunday, 18th of April 2010, 02:21:13 Posts: 1831 Viewed 13839 times
Fluffy Bunny
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Monday, 9th of August 2010 01:15:02 PM
Really really good, a bit long, but worth it. Fluffy Bunny Registered User Joined: Saturday, 1st of May 2010, 01:30:30 Posts: 365 Viewed 8615 times
atchi & sitchi
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Tuesday, 10th of August 2010 02:08:26 PM
AGAIN WITH THE TERRIBLE JOKES!!!.. I am buying you a joke book atchi & sitchi for christmas Registered User Joined: Thursday, 22nd of April 2010, 00:10:31 Posts: 1903 Viewed 16308 times
Yam
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Wednesday, 11th of August 2010 12:51:46 PM
This is definatly the best joke I've heard for ages.Genius!! Yam Registered User Joined: Saturday, 22nd of May 2010, 02:44:49 Posts: 1897 Viewed 16472 times
Love Butt
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Thursday, 12th of August 2010 12:00:03 AM
just got to be irish that was a cracker its the way you tell em Love Butt Registered User Joined: Saturday, 1st of May 2010, 21:21:09 Posts: 340 Viewed 9173 times
tweety bear
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Friday, 13th of August 2010 06:53:53 AM
i like that one :) tweety bear Registered User Joined: Saturday, 12th of June 2010, 15:00:30 Posts: 475 Viewed 4531 times
Bitsy
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Saturday, 14th of August 2010 11:34:23 AM
You have some great jokes. They're good and I haven't heard Bitsy them before Registered User Joined: Monday, 14th of June 2010, 15:32:20 Posts: 1067 Viewed 13067 times
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