An Irish joke.............
Sweeetness
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Friday, 6th of August 2010 08:57:45 AM
The French President, is sitting in his office when his telephone rings. Sweeetness
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''Hallo, Mr. Chirac!'' a heavily accented voice said. ''This
Registered User is Paddy
down at the Harp Pub in County Clare , Ireland . l am Joined: Saturday, 8th of May 2010, 13:25:55 ringing to inform
you that we are officially declaring war on Posts: 1297 you!''
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''Well, Paddy,'' Chirac replied, ''This is indeed Viewed 4415 times important news! How big
is your army?''
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> ''Right now,''
says Paddy, after a moment is calculation, ''there is meself, Me Cousin
Sean, me next door neighbor Seamus, and the entire darts
team from
the pub. That makes eight!''
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Chirac paused. ''l must tell
you, Paddy that l have 100,000 men in my Army waiting to move on my
command.''
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''Begorra!'' says Paddy. ''I will have to ring you
back. Sure enough, the
next day, Paddy calls again. ''Mr. Chirac, the
war is still on. We have
managed to get us some infantry
equipment!''
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> ''And what equipment would that be Paddy?''
Chirac asks.
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''Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and
Murphy is farm tractor.''
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Chirac sighs amused. ''l must tell
you, Paddy, that l have 6,000 tanks and 5,000 armored personnel carriers.
Also, l have increased my army to 150,000 since we last spoke.''
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> ''Saints preserve us!'' says Paddy. ''I will have to get back to
you.''
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> Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. ''Mr.
Chirac, the war is
Still on! We have managed to get ourselves
airborne! We have modified
Jackie McLaughlin is ultra-light with a
couple of shotguns in the cockpit and four boys from the Shamrock Bar have
joined us as well!''
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> Chirac was silent for a minute and then
cleared his throat. ''l must tell
you, Paddy, that l have 100 bombers!
and 200 fighter planes. My military bases are surrounded by laser-guided,
surface-to-air missile sites. And since we last spoke, l have increased my
army to 200,000!''
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''Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!'' says Paddy,
''l will have to ring you back.''
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Sure enough, Paddy calls
again the next day. ''Top o' the mornin', Mr.
Chirac! l am sorry to
inform you that we have had to call off the war.''
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''Really?
l am sorry to hear that,'' says Chirac. ''Why the sudden change of/>heart?''
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''Well,'' says Paddy, ''we had a long chat over a
few pints of Guinness and decided there is no possible way we can feed
200,000 French prisoners.''
Tokyo Rose
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Saturday, 7th of August 2010 05:59:51 PM
alright bit of an insult to irish humour but overall okay Tokyo Rose Registered User Joined: Thursday, 20th of May 2010, 20:30:13 Posts: 1358 Viewed 4732 times
Fluffy Bunny Babi
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Sunday, 8th of August 2010 08:50:18 PM
LOL. ..Nothing wrong with that; just taking care of his own! Fluffy Bunny Babi LOL. Registered User Joined: Thursday, 20th of May 2010, 15:54:31 Posts: 198 Viewed 4724 times
Brace face
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Monday, 9th of August 2010 03:42:19 PM
HAHAHAHA!!!! Brace face Registered User Joined: Saturday, 5th of June 2010, 09:06:59 Posts: 165 Viewed 10823 times
Shnootyspoon
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Tuesday, 10th of August 2010 07:52:11 AM
that was funny, a bit long but funny. Shnootyspoon Registered User Joined: Saturday, 22nd of May 2010, 20:19:58 Posts: 1204 Viewed 15887 times
short fry :D
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Wednesday, 11th of August 2010 12:01:32 PM
good 1 short fry :D Registered User Joined: Monday, 31st of May 2010, 03:39:07 Posts: 855 Viewed 15362 times
Kit-Kat
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Thursday, 12th of August 2010 05:32:10 AM
LOL!!! I loved that joke! Very good! I give it a 10! Kit-Kat Registered User Joined: Saturday, 22nd of May 2010, 18:18:47 Posts: 366 Viewed 16959 times
BIG BAD BALONIE!!!!
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Friday, 13th of August 2010 03:43:04 AM
hahaha..love it! BIG BAD BALONIE!!!! Registered User Answer is to take no prisoners!! Joined: Saturday, 5th of June 2010, 01:20:32 Posts: 1687 Viewed 5039 times
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