What is one thing that you can tell us about yourself that we don't already know
l am really just a big cat. Now, my mother had a six-toed male cat that
used to sleep on her bed at night, d'ya think...? lol Daddy used to love
to tell the story about when l was discovered. There had been another
fight, the night of one of their birthdays. They were only 3 days apart;
spring babies. She was already in her 40's, and he was horribly scarred
from a gas fire at his shop five years earlier. On a beautiful, warm
spring day, with her auburn hair barely confined, she guns her topless '65 red Chevy convertible out to the site my dad was grading, and slams to a halt, sending dust flying. Up in the seat she jumps, her hair furious now, hands on the front glass and waiting impatiently. (l can just see her; l was there!) My dad quiets his bulldozer. ''Hello Darlin','' he smiles. My dad was a southern gentleman, especially when suspecting trouble. ''GD you SOB you got me pregnant!'' she unloads at him, and his smile gets bigger. ''Well,'' he says, ''where do you wanna go for dinner?''
Well, I guess it is my habit of looking at things from another
angle from everyone else. for example, they tell me that Mothers day is
nine month is after Fathers day, so that would mean ur birthday is in. Oh,
let is just say its within 2 weeks of Christmas just for fun!
Not that I ever road a stone boat behind a dozer pulling rocks out of the
fields or anything like that mind you. Let is see, using Polish inverse Logic, if I subtract the 40 from Mom from the 65 Chevy. Hay, you're 25, right? And I do think long hair on any Woman is a sign that She is got it together! Otherwise she'd have short hair that is easy to take care of. And I know you are a Loving Woman, for anyone who can keep Cats, Dogs (or is it just one) & Children under one roof has a well spring of love or is crazy, & you do not write like you're crazy. Did I mention that I was a researcher? Oh well, I know I just got a smile, & with the other answer you just read, that is what, two or three? either way, that is the payment worth working for now isn't it! ME! .
I became a punk my sophomore year of college & I dressed like
it too - shocked my parents bad when I came home for Christmas break that
year. I dyed my red hair black & put magenta & bright lime green streaks
in it, wore kabuki makeup to make myself deathly pale (and I am already
pretty pale as it is), wore very heavy black kohl makeup, had a slave
chain from my nose to my ear, grew my nails out to 2'' long - painted
black & angled to points & drilled out the tips & put silver rings in all of them. When I got off the plane I thought my mother was going to faint.the only thing she said to me was ''car..NOW'' & had my brother go get my bags.
When my mom was in the hospital getting ready to give birth to
me, she was planning on naming me Justin. The lady she shared a room with
at the time was still undecided. she went into labor first- had a baby boy.
named him Justin. My mom, being my mom, decides at the last minute she
doesn't want to name me Justin anymore.
SO- my mom, who had to spend the night in the hospital, turns on the television, and sees Rich Man, Poor Man. a NICK Nolte movie.
I once jumped out of a moving car to get away from a really bad
date.(totally true)
I run up and down the hallway after a good poop. like a cat
kinda.
Part of my tongue was paralyzed during my college years. Though
my speech has improved since then, I still have to repeat myself sometimes.
It is not a big deal.
I can turn my eyelids inside out and I have purposely scared my
kids doing this.
1. I have big hands & big feet
2. I have a get-it-done-whatever-it-takes attitude.
3. I use to dive down steps at parties head first in my younger years.
(This is very true).
4. I do what I say I am going to do.
5. I could care less about most people is opinions.
6. I can say very funny things with a totally straight face. 7. I blow kisses at people who flip me off in automobiles. 8. I am old school & old fashioned in many ways. 9. I liked a lot of black music before it was cool to like that. 10. I always cheer for the underdog. I WENT OVER SORRY!
When my mother found out that she was pregnant with me so soon
after her third child, she felt inspired to say that this baby would be
her most loving child.
And fifty-three years later, it is still true.
Once I accidently locked myself in the garage naked. I was in
there for 3 hours and it was cold in there. Finally my boss and my best
friend came to look for me, since I hadn't shown up at work they were
worried.
My Mommy don't treat me right. I am a step-child you know.
(I am calling from inside the house!)
Hmmm, I am a child advocate..
I just don't ever want to seem ''bragging'' so, I don't tell people.
I am smarter than I look.
I am Irish
I discovered how ''trolls'' are made. Right here on site.(not
me!) But its all good...LOL
Different GD, SOB is ~ A You so Eloquently put it.
My car is a cruddy run-down little thing where both passenger
side doors don't open from the outside, the passenger windows don't roll
down, & the roof of the car is torn up. My step-bro had to fit instrument
cases in there & they tore up the roof. Then I saved the best screwed-up
part of my car for last: Half of the key is stuck in the ignition. I have
the other half of my key on the key ring & if I ever go to turn on the
car, I just stick the key in, turn it on, & take the key right back out & the car will still be running. I discovered that when I made a turn, my keys flew out of the ignition but the car was still going because part of the key is stuck in the ignition. It is hilarious.
I am wearing your panties
I wear a 7.5 shoe.
I do ''butt crunches'' in my car on the way to work.
To the beat of whatever song is playing. lol..
I left home when I was 15.
Miaowww?
I have an exceptionally big penis for a white man.
I want to be a singer.
i'm a goat who can type! can not talk though. Baaaaaaahhh!
I am still in the closet. Thats right I am gay.
I am named after a hurricane
Happy Friday To You :)
I have a 3rd leg. Oh wait that is my big dick
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